Me: *having period cramps*
Me: ugh I feel like shit
Dude: ew then get away from me, I don't want to catch whatever you have
Me: It's not contagious... Besides, guys can't have it anyway so...
Dude: why, do you have cervical cancer?
Me: What the fuck

terezi-pie-rope:

hdawg1995 :

was chowder even real

-surprise:

-surprise:

me trying to reach goals in my life

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and when i reach them

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snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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